Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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