Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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