remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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