This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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