so explain again why im purple
no
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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