Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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