somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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