She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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