it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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