But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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