the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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