Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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