is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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