i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.