Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"