**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed