i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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