That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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