WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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