Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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