I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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