Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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