he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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