i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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