she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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