how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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