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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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