Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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