at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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