Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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