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He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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