We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I look better un-naked...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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