you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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