im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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