I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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