when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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