just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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