Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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