Kiss
Puke
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Randomize
