Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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