I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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