people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.