She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.