Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.