Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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