bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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