remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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