Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i just had sex bonerless
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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