you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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