I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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