I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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