I feel like abortions should bother me more
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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