I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize