Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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