This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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