What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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