Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
