Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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